7.24.2006
10 COMMANDMENTS...
10 Commandments of a Strip Club Regular
The strippers come up to you and ask if you want "the usual"
When people ask why you have a sparkle in your eye it's always glitter
There is a lap dance named after you
You get your paycheck in all ones
The dj asks you what song is next on his playlist
You officially changed your name to John
You have a parking spot with your name on it
You're on a real name basis with the strippers
The coatcheck girl watches your kids during 2-for-1 table dances.
Strippers accept your checks, No ID required.
The strippers come up to you and ask if you want "the usual"
When people ask why you have a sparkle in your eye it's always glitter
There is a lap dance named after you
You get your paycheck in all ones
The dj asks you what song is next on his playlist
You officially changed your name to John
You have a parking spot with your name on it
You're on a real name basis with the strippers
The coatcheck girl watches your kids during 2-for-1 table dances.
Strippers accept your checks, No ID required.
7.13.2006
10 COMMANDMENTS...
10 Commandments of a homophobe
You send Death Threats to Elton John every Valentine's Day
Homogenized milk is NEVER in your fridge
Your kids are not allowed to watch the Pink Panther
Dropping the soap is not an option, no matter where you are. No exceptions
You never drink from a straw cuz... you know.
When ordering ice cream if someone asks "Do you want nuts".... PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!!!!!
According to your theory of evolution, Homoerectus never existed.
You went to a speech therapist to get rid of your lisp...cuz that's just gay.
You never go outside after it rains cuz if you see a rainbow, somebody's getting fucked up.
You leave all your clothes in the middle of your bedroom because you will never be accused of being in the closet.
You send Death Threats to Elton John every Valentine's Day
Homogenized milk is NEVER in your fridge
Your kids are not allowed to watch the Pink Panther
Dropping the soap is not an option, no matter where you are. No exceptions
You never drink from a straw cuz... you know.
When ordering ice cream if someone asks "Do you want nuts".... PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!!!!!
According to your theory of evolution, Homoerectus never existed.
You went to a speech therapist to get rid of your lisp...cuz that's just gay.
You never go outside after it rains cuz if you see a rainbow, somebody's getting fucked up.
You leave all your clothes in the middle of your bedroom because you will never be accused of being in the closet.
7.03.2006
Word Association
I've heard arguments forever about how standardized tests are culturally biased, and over time have wavered on the issue. True, not true? Who really cares, because intelligence doesn't live and die with these tests. But...I was reading some daily news, and I guess I agree because based on your frame of reference, there are various interpretations of this headline. What do you think?
Launch Plans Continue But NASA Still Studying Crack
Launch Plans Continue But NASA Still Studying Crack
