7.24.2006
10 COMMANDMENTS...
10 Commandments of a Strip Club Regular
The strippers come up to you and ask if you want "the usual"
When people ask why you have a sparkle in your eye it's always glitter
There is a lap dance named after you
You get your paycheck in all ones
The dj asks you what song is next on his playlist
You officially changed your name to John
You have a parking spot with your name on it
You're on a real name basis with the strippers
The coatcheck girl watches your kids during 2-for-1 table dances.
Strippers accept your checks, No ID required.
The strippers come up to you and ask if you want "the usual"
When people ask why you have a sparkle in your eye it's always glitter
There is a lap dance named after you
You get your paycheck in all ones
The dj asks you what song is next on his playlist
You officially changed your name to John
You have a parking spot with your name on it
You're on a real name basis with the strippers
The coatcheck girl watches your kids during 2-for-1 table dances.
Strippers accept your checks, No ID required.
# posted by E M Reid : 7:56 PM
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yo, you are maaaad bored! My favorite is... "The coatcheck girl watches your kids during 2-for-1 table dances." Tragedy! lmao
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