7.13.2006
10 COMMANDMENTS...
10 Commandments of a homophobe
You send Death Threats to Elton John every Valentine's Day
Homogenized milk is NEVER in your fridge
Your kids are not allowed to watch the Pink Panther
Dropping the soap is not an option, no matter where you are. No exceptions
You never drink from a straw cuz... you know.
When ordering ice cream if someone asks "Do you want nuts".... PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!!!!!
According to your theory of evolution, Homoerectus never existed.
You went to a speech therapist to get rid of your lisp...cuz that's just gay.
You never go outside after it rains cuz if you see a rainbow, somebody's getting fucked up.
You leave all your clothes in the middle of your bedroom because you will never be accused of being in the closet.
You send Death Threats to Elton John every Valentine's Day
Homogenized milk is NEVER in your fridge
Your kids are not allowed to watch the Pink Panther
Dropping the soap is not an option, no matter where you are. No exceptions
You never drink from a straw cuz... you know.
When ordering ice cream if someone asks "Do you want nuts".... PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!!!!!
According to your theory of evolution, Homoerectus never existed.
You went to a speech therapist to get rid of your lisp...cuz that's just gay.
You never go outside after it rains cuz if you see a rainbow, somebody's getting fucked up.
You leave all your clothes in the middle of your bedroom because you will never be accused of being in the closet.
# posted by E M Reid : 9:28 AM
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You always find a strange way to make me crack up and feel more sorry for others than I do for myself! This shit is hilarious and the fact that you came up with it makes it even funnier cuz I mean who else would really take the time to think this shit out? I told you having a blog would bring out your inner scribe. I feel like you should put a disclaimer on this shit though.... you don't want to be harrassed by the LGBT folks... hahahhahaha, goofball!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...It's E to the motherkcufin' NYGMA! What? He's In here... Now you know you finally gave me a reason for why clothes stay in the middle of my bedroom floor. It's not that I'm messy it's my homophobic tendencies as described by the commandments.
Here are a few of my additions...
You automatically talk with a Yardi accent when you become suspect of someone. "Fiya fi bun"
You never defend someone in the post while your playing ball.
You stop going to the gym so that you can stand STRAIGHT out from the homo thugs.
You interpret Reading Rainbow as the ability to speak "their language"
Keep them coming son!
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Here are a few of my additions...
You automatically talk with a Yardi accent when you become suspect of someone. "Fiya fi bun"
You never defend someone in the post while your playing ball.
You stop going to the gym so that you can stand STRAIGHT out from the homo thugs.
You interpret Reading Rainbow as the ability to speak "their language"
Keep them coming son!
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